“Behold, Kanye West cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which blogged about him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.” —Revelation 1:7
Kanye’s back. Click here to download the the Yeezus mask. Print it out. Color it. Cut it out. Attach it to your face using string (or super glue, but string is probably best). Wear it. Listen to this while you do so.